the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
Early to bed, early to rise?
A Female villain who doesn’t do evil because a man broke her heart.
I want one that does it for the sheer pleasure of seeing peoples hearts broken or their loved ones torn from them.
I want the big hero to lose because they dig into their villain’s past and can’t find some long lost love.
I want her to tear out his heart after he asks “Why?” and she says “Because I can? and it’s fun watch!”
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal