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Reblogged from iguanamouth
iguanamouth:

a monster described to me by a four year old. it eats trees. its afraid of music. it carries a bag of bad carrots and steals human feet. it can hear without ears. it wears light up shoes and is always mad because one of them doesn’t work

iguanamouth:

a monster described to me by a four year old. it eats trees. its afraid of music. it carries a bag of bad carrots and steals human feet. it can hear without ears. it wears light up shoes and is always mad because one of them doesn’t work

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Reblogged from captainarlert
Reblogged from actionables

thesassylorax:

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

Early to bed, early to rise?

(Source: actionables, via maenadish)

Reblogged from emmyc
emmyc:

Sunhat girl

emmyc:

Sunhat girl

(via rinicorn)

Reblogged from healingseed

I want

healingseed:

A Female villain who doesn’t do evil because a man broke her heart.

I want one that does it for the sheer pleasure of seeing peoples hearts broken or their loved ones torn from them. 

I want the big hero to lose because they dig into their villain’s past and can’t find some long lost love. 

I want her to tear out his heart after he asks “Why?” and she says “Because I can? and it’s fun watch!” 

(via maenadish)

Reblogged from superhigh-schoollevelweenie
Reblogged from tyraditar

sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

(via sorry-so-sorry)

Reblogged from disney-where-dreams-come-true

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

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Reblogged from overlypolitebisexual

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

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Reblogged from batcii

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

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